So I have to write a horror story of sorts inspired by Poe/Hawthorne/Melville for a lit. class and my girlfriend and I just had like this hour long super in-depth discussion of the very graphic details of what I’m going to write and it just got creepier and creepier and she is really the fucking coolest and that is why she’s my girlfriend.
What is your girlfriend's name?
….aubrey…why do you ask?
You made me fall in love with you and it's fucking ruining me
I don’t know how to make anyone fall in love with anything much less with me. I’m very not worth being in love with, I promise you. There are much more lovely things for you to be enamored of and nothing would make me happier than if you went out and found them, You are wonderful and incredible and you have too much to waste your time thinking about me. Go out and be amazing. And this I’ll tell you- it’s not so bad, being in love. It hurts for a while but you get over it. We are young, and falling in and out of love with things is what we do best and someday, it will give you a very good story to tell. You’ll be alright. I am sorry love, but you’ll be alright.
Why don't you just come here? Then we both don't need to take classes and it'll be great. Together we can get enough money to move closer to your girlfriend cuz I know you'd like that and she's a cool cat, so yeah.
I do hate classes…..Hmmm your plan might have some merit Brown.